We're all going to die in the end so why give a fuck?


Someone do me a huge favor and shoot me in the head.


bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father


emoij:

How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
2. Motherlode
3. Fuck every single person


just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog)


espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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(Source: missespeon)


"Straight guys" in gay porn be like:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

"Oh, I’ve never sucked a dick before!"

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"I’m getting bad again but I’m too tired to care."



install theme
 Nigga(s) want the D